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A triceratops is a type of dinosaur.  It has four legs and a nose and a horn on the tip of it's nose.  It doesn't eat meat though, because it's a herbivore which means that it only eats green things like lettuce and leaves and spinach.

Triceratops live in the forest where's there's no electicity or internet or even gas stations.  When it's daytime, they like to walk around and stomp their feet loudly on logs so that all the other dinosaurs know what's going on. 

That's how they communicate with each other, you see, is by stomping their feet on logs.

I would have to say that out of all the dinosaurs, the triceratops is my second favorite because, well yeah it's a pretty cool dinosaur but I'd have to say that the brontosaurus is the best just because it's so much taller than the triceratops and that means that it could probably beat it in a fight. 



And that settles it.

Chekcstand Ladey

You think you feel all confident and secure back there behind your buttons and revolving blets, well guess hwat, lady?  You’re not the director of shit.  You’re not the whosayswhats about nothing, you no –good, dirty UPC code-scanning separator, you.

And stop that, with thebusiness where you print ourt the receipts and they’re way too long and you’re all using too much paper@! You fucks. 

LAY OFF THE WACKY AND GET BACK ON YOUR BICYCLE, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

BOREDOM'S MEANT TO FEEL, WELL, BORING.  THAT WAY, WHEN YOU'RE BORED, THERE'S A FEELING THERE, AN AWRY ONE, ONE THAT INSPIRES YOU TO DO SOMETHING, SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE PERHAPS, SOMETHING TO MAKE THAT FEELING GO AWAY.

JUST THINK, IF BOREDOM FELT NICE, WELL, NOONE WOULD EVER GET ANYTHING DONE, WOULD THEY?  WHAT WOULD THERE BE TO TALK ABOUT AROUND THE DINNER TABLE AT NIGHT?  WHAT WOULD KEEP THE WORLD SPINNING?

ROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND.