Things that I will have time to do now that I no longer drink or smoke

-Build an ark in my garage (a small one)
-Paint a wall and watch it dry
-Learn how to go yachting
-Work on my grammar
-Study the meaning of “phalanges”
-See how many oddly shaped rocks I can get to balance on top of one another
-Knock over the previously built stack of oddly shaped rocks, then fold my arms and wear a smug expression
-Juice an orange
-Adopt a highway

-Think of more interesting things to write about