Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Elephant Ears

Sometime I wish that I were an elephant because then I'd have very large ears. If I had large ears, I would be able to hear things from far away places. Someone could say, "Hey, Walter!" from like two miles away and I'd be able to hear them no problem.

As is, I have relatively small ears and have trouble hearing things from two miles away. If someone said, "Hey, Walter!" from two miles away, I would not be able to hear them because of the size of my ears.