Tuesday, July 26, 2011

I need a fucking pommel horse.



INTERVIEWER: So, how long did this take?

MAN: Yeah, this took me like five-hundred hours to construct. (starts doing lunges in the direction of INTERVIEWER).

INTERVIEWER: Why are you doing that?

MAN: What am I looking for?

INTERVIEWER: What are you looking for?

MAN: Yes, what am I looking for?

INTERVIEWER: I - I - Don't know what you're looking for, sir.

MAN: Me neither.  Why am I doing lunges at you?

INTERVIEWER: Hey, who's interviewing who here?

MAN: I - I - Don't know.  I don't know those sorts of thing.  Where did you go to college?

INTERVIEWER: I'm leaving this room right now to go on and do better things than answer stupid questions!  I'm the asker, MAN!  I'M THE ASKER!!!

(INTERVIEWER leaves)
(MAN lunges)