I will mark this day on my calendar with a pen and make it a holiday and celebrate it every year with beer and broads and good times for all involved. It will be called "The Greatest Fucking Day of The Year" and pretty soon they'll start making cards about it at the Hallmark store and if one wanted, one could go there and buy a "Greatest Fucking Day of The Year" card for their grandparent or wife or child or friend or coworker and sign it at the bottom so it's nice and festive.
Everyone will laugh and pat each other on the back and say positive things about each other and the things around them. Best of all, there's free PB & J sandwiches and milk too!
