HOW DARE YOU DISAGREE WITH ME?! I MADE YOU SOUP!!

You can go ahead and serve up those insults, as long as you eat them with a sandwich-faced smile.

Don't hold the fries.  I ordered them fair and square, you twat.  Please.

I was not aware that this drink came in a can.

Start counting your fingers.  Make sure they're all there.  Someone shady is circling outside round the building so the cops'll be here soon.  Don't tell your mother.  And remember to brush your teeth.

SHOOBIDY DOOBY

DON'T TAKE ANY PHOTOGRAPHS.  PICK THE FLOWERS, DON'T SNIFF THEM.

Fo Yo Info

I was born on a mountain and raised by buffalo. I only eat Cheetos. My favorite-looking-fruit is the watermelon. Any questions?

GO, BRONTOSAURUS, GO!!!!!!

Brontosauruses are, as previously suggested, a member of the dinosaur family, along with the triceratops *(see last post)

As you can see from the picture above, brontosauruses are enormous and do not have good posture.

And I don't care what you say, you've got to give that brontosaurus some credit (the one in the picture) for going out on a walk in a lightning storm.  That takes some balls.

Prehistoric genitals.