Once upon a time... There was only one
potato. This potato was all-knowing and lived in the ocean in a giant
potato castle.
One day, this one potato sprouted potato legs and walked out of the ocean and into the desert where he designed the great pyramids using only some chopsticks and mind power.
The pharaohs praised him but he asked to not be remembered or carved in hieroglyphs. The humans asked the potato to perform more miracles but he denied their wishes.
Instead, with a giant potato burst, he jumped fifty thousand miles into outer space and exploded into billions of french fries which we now know as "stars".
One day, this one potato sprouted potato legs and walked out of the ocean and into the desert where he designed the great pyramids using only some chopsticks and mind power.
The pharaohs praised him but he asked to not be remembered or carved in hieroglyphs. The humans asked the potato to perform more miracles but he denied their wishes.
Instead, with a giant potato burst, he jumped fifty thousand miles into outer space and exploded into billions of french fries which we now know as "stars".
